Martin 'Mad Dog' Lindstedt -- Republican Candidate 4 Governor of Missouri -- 2004

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Mad Dog's Picks of the Pricks on the Republican Primary Ballot

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. . . . Here in Newton County, in a State of Missery, there simply ain't no reason to pick up a Democrat or LibberToon primary ballot. The Democrats are pretty much washed up and disorganized. The Newton County Libertarian Party is run by myself or my creatures and anyone picking up a ballot is merely choosing someone already picked by myself.

. . . . That said, as a candidate for governor of Missouri I have been invited to Republicunt forums and have gotten to see all manner of Republicunt polytickians. Almost all of them are either professional thieves and degenerates who want power and a government job, and the rest are typical whiggers (whigger = 'white' nigger) who simply want a government job without responsibility. So knowing or knowing of these Republicunt politicians, I am hereby giving my opinion of them so that the White Man will know how to vote. Whiggers, being whiggers, cannot profit generally from instruction, but are free to try to learn.

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Lindstedt's Rule of Yard Signs -- If you don't know the candidate, always vote for the one with the least amount of them damnable annoying stupid yard signs. It means that the candidate is likely poor and honest enough to where he/she/it isn't whore enough to be for sale or want to be.Them yard signs cost money. Money which is going to be recouped somehow, usually by special-interest self-serving legistreason and/or higher tribute/taxes. I'll end up having to pay for them damn yard signs one way or another -- and so will you. Count on it.

U.S. Senate

. . . . I was going to run against pore tired senile drunken Bull$hit Kit Bond, who couldn't be bothered to come to Jeff City away from his booze&cooze-hound existence in the District of Corruption to file until the last minute, March 29th, against some nobody named Mike Steger. It is a lot easier to run for fedrule orifice, as you don't have to file any paperwork like you do for statewide office. But I had dirt on RuntBlunt, and I intended to use it -- and RuntBlunt -- like a wad of used toilet paper. So pore senile booze&cooze-hound Bull$hit Kit got a pass this year. If RuntBlunt wins the general [s]election, and Bull$hit Kit croaks off atop a bimbo or slides into delerium tremens, then RuntBlunt can appoint daddy SkunkBlunt to be the new Senaturd.

. . . . I was trying to get Traitor Glenn Miller to file as a Republicunt for this job, but Traitor Glenn Miller's federal handlers didn't want him using leftover loot from The Order to scream about jews and niggers. Traitor Glenn Miller's job #1 is to collect names of Net-Nutzis for the Feebs to round up and send to Guantanamo.

. . . . I don't know this Mike Steger. Sounds like an ostensible white to me. In any case, since he's the only 'piss in the eye of Oafishul Republicunts' candidate, I like Mike.

Governor

. . . . I declared in 2003, that I was going to run against Matt 'Runt' Blunt. I had plenty of dirt on RuntBlunt, Son of SkunkBlunt, and intended to use it. Later, on June 5, 2003 and got to meet RuntBlunt and his seven faggy dwarves on his Council of Rehoboam. And RuntBlunt made it clear to me that he was a privileged little moron who disdained and held in contempt the very White people that he needs to beat the Democrats in the general [s]election this November. RuntBlunt no less than twice, to the cheers of the fat whigger Republicunt liepaper editurds of villiage weeklies, denounced white racism in general and myself in particular. This after I explained that my job was to destroy the Missouri Republican Party by taking away the overtly racist working-class and small-town rural Whites of from 3-5% by having them stay home or vote Democrat. The 2000 and 2002 [s]elections for state-wide office, both governor and US Senate, were decided by a fraction of one percent. In a close election, RuntBlunt simply cannot afford to alienate any of his base of White votes. Myself, on the other hand, am working to sunder the White Nationalist vote from the Missouri Republican Party so that the Missouri Republican Party has no choice but to become a White Nationalist political party or be destroyed by Democrat victories. Every time RuntBlunt squeals about the evils of 'White racism' the more RuntBlunt destroys his own base.

. . . . After ascertaining that RuntBlunt was indeed a moron, and so were RuntBlunt's seven faggy dwarfs, and that there wasn't any adult supervision to be seen from the skilfully corrupt Roy 'Skunk' Blunt, I was as mean to RuntBlunt at the forum as I could be. I probably had RuntBlunt in fear for his life, towering over RuntBlunt at 6' 2" and weighing 70 pounds heavier. RuntBlunt ran for his life, like my grandson JJ from his deserved spanking. RuntBlunt left his papers in which I noted RuntBlunt's criminalities in denying me my lawful nickname of 'Mad Dog' and refusing to place my web page on the Secretary of State's List of Certified Candidates. I deliberately goaded RuntBlunt into thinking I'm some kind of terrorist by telling RuntBlunt, "Better do what I want and grant my demands so that nobody has to get hurt!" RuntBlunt and his faggy crew doubtless applied all their little stereotypes to myself and saw me as Nazi/Klan/militia/terrorist cross between Otto Skorzeny and Timothy McVeigh. Fine by me. So when I sent paper after paper asking them to obey the law and not sully RuntBlunt's position as Chief Election Officer of Missouri, they refused. I filed a complaint to the Missouri 'Ethics' Commission, that body of posers pretending that the [s]elections are on the up and up, that there is no corpsorate bribery in the [s]elections. They disclaimed jurisdiction. So on July 21, 2004, I filed a lawsuit in the federal district court in Springfield, Missouri, saying that RuntBlunt had abused his office of Secretary of State to deny me my lawful nickname of 'Mad Dog' and inclusion of my politically incorrect web page. Jewspapers such as The Neosho Daily Douche, Jewplin Glob, Columbia Missourian, and Springfield News-Leader picked up on the story and let RuntBlunt's ofishul spokesliar, Spence Jackson, claim the absurd -- that a 1940's Missouri Attorney-General opinion is still relevant and that my political web page with its politically-incorrect content is 'obscene' and 'objectionable' to non-whites. All RuntBlunt's spokesliar is doing is telling White Nationalist voters that he supports censoring and silencing White people -- that RuntBlunt wants to impose hate-crime legistreason upon White people, that RuntBlunt wants niggers to rob, rape, kill and eat poor White people, that we are expendible to cuntree-clubber Republican race-traitors. The Democrats will accuse RuntBlunt of genteel racism, while us White Nationalists accuse RuntBlunt of anti-white racism. The Democrat base is strengthened. RuntBlunt is alienating his voter base, and the voter-base of all statewide Republicunts. RuntBlunt is screwed either way. Which was what I intended all along. RuntBlunt is like a steer shoved into a slaughter-house chute, with its throat cut, waiting to be dismembered.

. . . . I met Roy Lang and Jeff Killian, and they are nice guys. However, I'd prefer that the voters vote for the White Nationalist candidate, the one which is hated by and hates jewsmedia, imperial whigger supremacists, whiggers in White clothing, legal or illegal -- makes no difference to me -- immigrunts, the gubbermint, and who if elected (ha!) will proceed to sling a gigantic monkey-wrench into the works to screw the criminal regime five ways from sundown. Namely me! And any vote for me in the primary [s]election August 3, 2004 is the same as another vote against RuntBlunt and possibly for the Democrat in November. However, vote for ANYONE and ANYTHANG other than RuntBlunt! Anythang except RuntBlunt!!!!

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Lt. Governor

There is a primary race between two Republican politicians who have been term-limited out of the Missouri Senate. Pat Secrest and Peter 'SneakyPete' Kinder. I support Pat Secrest because I met 'SneakyPete' Kinder at the July 6, 2004 Republican Wymyn's Forum. 'SneakyPete' said that he didn't like the nickname of 'SneakyPete,' which is why I use it. SneakyPete also claimed to be personal best of friends with Flush Rimblow and his brother, and that they have the same 'family values.' Is that right, SneakyPete? Love that oxycontin, coke, and booze, and have a cyst on your asshole so you didn't have to go to Vietnam, any more than Flush & the Deserter-In-Thief? Chickenhawk values. SneakyPete bragged about how he had built the Republicunt membership in the state senate from 13 to 19 in a 34-member state senate. After my, "I'll get you, RuntBlunt, and your little political party too" speech, SneakyPete refused to speak to me, given that I was mean to pore RuntBlunt, saying, "We have absolutely NOTHING in common." First time in a long time this professional politician ever said anything so true; right SneakyPete?

Secretary of State

Only candidate is Catherine Hanaway, current Speaker of the House. She will bring nothing but her current Republicunt self-righteous degenerate idiocy to the job. The only thing she has to offer more than RuntBlunt, the current occupant of the orefice, is around a few inches (in height, & especially girth), a hundred or more pounds, bigger tits and a twat. Leave this ballot position blank. Fiends don't let friends vote Republicunt.

State Treasurer

Vote for Al Hanson. Al Hanson beat the Oafishul Republicunt candidate for State Auditor two years ago. Then it turned out that Hanson had been convicted of securities fraud over 20 years ago, and the Repubs endorsed the Democrat, Claire McCaskill. All that proves is that Al Hanson isn't getting any money from the Enron Repubicunts. In fact, Al Hanson cleaned up his act, founded a prison ministry, and while not a White Nationalist, is a decent ordinary White man who beat the Republicunt Jay Kanzler, lawyer-jew, with less than $1000 of his own money against $115,000 of corporate money.

From 2002: Al Hanson isn't Jay Kansler, with the odious little creep Nikky Meyers handling all the corpsorate campaign contributions, like Judas Iscariot ass-licking for Baalzebub, that such theiving vermin gives to its own, like Jay Kanzler. I sure wouldn't vote for a lawyer or a jew or anyone acting like such or tolerate those who do. When in doubt, ALWAYS vote for the underdog, because the underdog isn't beholden to anyone but the electors. Which is why they don't get [s]elected.

Sarah Steelman, Anita Yeckel, Blaine Luetkinmeyer are nothing but term-limited state senators wanting to get another government job, state treasurer, hoping to use that as a stepping-stone to governor, like Democrat governors Minstrel-Show Mel Carnahan and Bo[o]b 'Chickenlips' Holden did. I met Blaine Luetkinmeyer at the Newton County Republicunt watta-melon feed July 27th, and he looked and acted like a complete politician feeb. I met Anita Yeckel in November 2002, when she was on the board of inquiry concerning 'fixing' the Division of Family Services. All this commission was was a whitewash to con the fools into thinking that the same criminal regime that steals White children from poor White families was going to be 'reformed.' But it is back, stealing more children than before, creating civil warfare and eventual devastation. Anita, a professional politician (she has her husband running for her term-limited state senate seat), is interested in people like a flea is interested in dogs. Sarah Steelman and Blaine Luetkinmeyer have enough corporate campaign money that they have ads attacking each other as the biggest lying Democrat. Piss on 'em all.

The other three candidates are businessmen whose business is obviously not important enough that they have to mind the state government's. Ha!

Vote for Al Hanson and screw the State Republicunts.

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U.S. 7th District Kongress-kritter

Leave this space blank. Only Roy 'Skunk' Blunt, father of RuntBlunt, is running. Roy Blunt is the Kongress-kritter for Korpsorate Amerika. Roy loves bringing in them beaners to the Degeneracy of Northern Tysonia in hopes of them beaners voting for Roy and giving the rest of us more divershitty than we want to handle. Don't vote for Roy. Leave the oval blank.

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State Representative -- District 129

Ron Richard. Former mayor of Joplin, whom I've sued for federal civil rights violations because he let the Joplin pigs run wild and they arrested me for 'obstruction' for something I said concerning Waco to a FiBbIe pig at a piglice academy function. Richard is a 'booster,' i.e., a mindless businessman who thinks what is good for his business, and that of his contributors, is good for the country. Almost always that notion is wrong. What is good for self-serving businessmen only concerned with the root of all evil -- love of money -- is almost always something wretched for the People. Every time Richard has run for something I've advised people to vote for Richard's opponent. Today is no exception. Leave the space blank.

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State Representative -- District 130

Kevin Bill Wilson is the only candidate listed. A typical Republi-whigger from a safe district. Wanted to increase state-sponsored terrorism against White people, domestic terrorists all. He needs no doggie-yummy treat or reward from White People. Leave the oval blank.

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State Representative -- District 131

Marilyn Ruestman is a nice lady who thinks good thoughts and listened to what I had to say to her. Regrettably, Marilyn is usually wound-up by the last person who talked to her. She mindlessly supports whatever Republi-whigger proposal for increased foreign and domestic warfare and corporate welfare is mentioned by somebody credible. She does read some of my writings and listen to some of my arguments, and recently told me, the biggest White racist in Newton County, that she wants to call a halt to increasing mexcrement immigruntation. I can see it now -- Marilyn asking the beaners to stop breeding although we keep feeding. As if. Simply leave the ballot blank, she's in no danger.

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County Sheriff

Five pigs running. Only good pig is a dead pig. The pig which wins the Republican primary will probably be in pig heaven up to his snout at the pubic trough in swill, money and power. But some pigs are less worse than others.

Mike Smith. If I vote for any Repub pig, it will be Mike Smith. Why? Because Mike Smith is the only one (other than myself) who stood politically against Ron Doerge, by running against Doerge in the Republican primary in 1996 and 2000. Smith has called Doerge a liar to all of Doerge's faces. I respect courage. None of the rest of the candidates would be running if Doerge wasn't suffering from a degenerative disease or was told not to run again by the feds. So my vote is for Smith.

Doyle Shields. Has been running for the past two years. I don't have any real dirt on Doyle Shields, other than rumor. However, Doyle Shields simply cannot seem to control his female supporters or wife or their dishonest conduct in trying to advance Shield's candidacy. However, I could live with Shields better than the next candidates.

Mike 'Taser' Langland. Taser got his nickname from me. In January of this year, I was put in the Newton County jail by Diamond pigs Eric Brown and John Humphries. It was ostensibly for four traffic violations they made up and the jailing was illegal, but I was actually put in jail for 'contempt of pig.' While in jail, Gomer Messner and Goober Lazotte, Ron Doerge's jailers, got all huffy at my making fun of them during booking, so Goober Lazotte threatened to use a taser on me if I didn't 'co-operate' in signing some paperwork. I immediately came up with the chant, "So are you going to torture me with a taser because I refused to sign papers without reading them first." "Threatening to Torture Me With a Taser" was my refrain. When who should walk in but Langland. I immediately demanded that Lamgland arrest Gomer & Goober for threats of torture. Langland refused. So I told him that since he was running for Sheriff, I'd give him a new nickname of 'Taser' because he endorses torture with tasers. 'Taser' couldn't leave fast enough.

'Taser' is a blundering, semi-honest idiot pig. Taser admitted that my story was correct at the July 6th Republicunt wymyn meeting. Taser also got caught with the answers Doerge gave Copeland for the McCormick Files radio station. Both Doerge and McCormick were the ones who committed the immoral act of writing the questions to benefit Copeland, but pore dumb Taser was the one who got blamed. Taser has also done a few more stupid things that I might go into later in the off chance Taser wins the primary. 'Taser' is a steroid-enhanced brain-dead SWAT-pig. Dumber than a bag of rocks. But I love my pigs dumb and quasi-brutal. They make for an alienated county which helps us Resistance Active Service Units run wild or prion-poison everything not nailed down or red hot.

Steve Douglas. There is something about Steve Douglas that makes for the sort of pig beloved by whiggers. However, Douglas comes from a line of rapacious thieving lawyers, starting with Garland and now to Dwight, who make their money by dealing with homes and then refusing to record the deeds, hoping in the confusion to reap further attorney fees at the least, and the property in question if possible. Such has happened to my father under Garland Douglas in 1966 and to myself and my brother in 1995. Their modius operandi was foiled both times, but few whiggers are as hard-bitten as the Lindstedts. And last year I helped rescue somebody who lives around me from Dwight Douglas's modius operandi. A thieving corrupt family of lawyers and piglice who parasite upon the whiggers.

Ken Copeland. Ron Doerge's bag-man and chosen suck-cessor. Ronblow doesn't want his proceeds from doerge-dope and Doerge's Little BigHouse to go to the working cookers and captives' families, not when the [S]Elect like Ronblow are truly needy. Ronblow is suffering from a degenerative disease, and I think it is neurological. There was much gleeful discussion about what Ron Doerge was dying from at NeoshoForums the other day. I was openly hoping that Doerge would suffer from the same thing his kind, King Herod, did. Herod died from literally being devoured from the inside-out by maggots. There are a few cracks in the blue piglice wall of silence, as some of Ron & Scott's (Watson) Fight-Club have filed suit, and the McCormick Files were revealed as trojan horses, thanks to the blunderings of Taser. And Copeland is up to his thieving neck in it all, as a conduit for Doerge.

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Amendments 1 & 2. Vote no on both. We don't need more gambling or having the government defining what is a religious custom, i.e., marriage.

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Martin 'Mad Dog' Lindstedt
Republican Candidate for Governor -- 2004

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